Hell's Grannies: Kickass Tales of the Crone - Judith Rook, Annemarie Schiavi Pedersen, Alp Beck, Mark Cassell, April Grey, Dirk Strangely, Jonathan Broughton, Rayne Hall, Amy Grech, Patricia Cochrane, Phillip T. Stephens

Wtf am I reading? This last story had grannies on hoverrounds that could float on the ocean. Like, they rolled into the water and big inflatables popped out to hold them up. This book is so weird. I thought this was a collection of nonfiction. I am clearly very wrong.