Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

I am so sunburned, I have sun sickness. My joints are hurting like I have the flu. All because I was hanging clothes on my clothes line. #vampireproblems

 

And...this isn't half bad. Sometimes I have to read a conversation twice to understand what's being said. Thanks, classic Victorian English.

 

Now I'm going to slather myself in coconut oil.