Yesterday was my 12th wedding anniversary. We went to the local Riverwind Casino to see Nick Offerman and his wife do a comedy concert. I put a dollar in an old fashioned slot machine and won $10. And I used my proceeds to buy that huge stuffed Seal from the casino gift shop. I named him Puffin. We left the casino and decided to swing by the Barnes and Noble that was on the way home. Omg...I had no idea it was the midnight release of Harry Potter. What clusterfuck. I was in my Tardis dress, so I got chased by nerds. There were wizards everywhere. Luckily, they were at the back of the store playing House Games and I found all I wanted up front. What a night.
BTW Nick Offerman is hilarious. And I give zero craps about Harry Potter.