Revealed - P.C. Cast, Kristin Cast

Stark put his arm possessively around me and spider monkeyed me from our booth.

 

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I have no damn idea what that means. But it's giving me some pretty hilarious visuals.

 

P.S. Does it bother anyone else that Zoey is in 1st person, but the others are in 3rd? It makes no sense.

 

Also, Zoey is talking like a 6-year-old and making me crazy.